Frostburg State University


1) flagship party school for the state of maryland, rivaled only by salisbury.
2) home to some of the dumbest f-cks in the state of maryland.
3) a school in which half the freshmen cl-ss with any potential gets their act together and transfers to maryland before their soph-m-re year.
4) cold -ss campus on which std’s have gone airborne.
1) awww man, how come everyone’s f-cking stoned??? its finals week!! shouldn’t we be studying???
2) what??? the entire freshmen cl-ss graduated high school with an average g.p.a of 2.3???
3) dude…f-ck frostburg state university!! i know i was lazy in high school but i didn’t know i’d be stuck in this sh-t hole for four years, i got a 3.8 my freshmen year, i’m transferring to umd!!!
4) its f-cking freezing out here!!! i have to wear three scarves or i might catch a cold…or chlamydia.

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