frosty french horn
to consume whipped cream out of a naked human’s bunghole; a sweeter, more refined, elegant, calorie-providing cousin of the rusty trombone
kenny: “so the boyfriend and i finally took things to the next level last night…tooted the frosty french horn all night and went through 10 reddi-whip cans!”
asher: “you mean there’s something tighter than the ol’ rusty trombone??”
kenny: “oh man you have not lived until you’ve added whipped cream to the mix!”
asher: “looks like friday night is finally gonna feel alright!”
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