frosty morning
whilst your partner snoozes, you give your p-n-s a tug and finish on her eyes. effectively glueing them together, resulting in a frosty morning when she wakes up.
ahh i’m having such a terrible day. my boyfriend gave me a frosty morning and it took me twenty minutes to clean it up.
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