Frozen Chinese Chipmunk
when you receive a frozen chipmunk in the bathroom of a pf chang’s using a scorpion bowl.
last weekend, i was at the mall and took my girlfriend to p.f. chang’s. oddly, she ordered her drink, a scorpion bowl, to the women’s room and asked me to follow her in there. then she gave me a frozen chinese chipmunk. we’re getting married next month.
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