Frozen Mike
when a male, named mike, eats enough fiber to order to solidfy and p-ss an excrement larger than two and three fourths of an inch in diameter and a minimum of seven inches in length. then this excrement must be frozen to a temperture gelow freezing at its core. once this state is achieved, it must be inserted rectal to become a frozen mike.
i.e.
“man, that frozen mike i gave my girl last was not five inhes!!!”
“you know fiber really helped my man’s frozen mike!!!”
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