frozen samurai
after completing urination, washing your hands and exiting the bathroom only to find that you then have to defecate, thus completely nullifying the act of washing your hands. in layman’s terms, you don’t realize you have to sh-t until you’ve p-ssed.
sh-t dawg, i hadta wash my hands twice cuz of that f-ckin’ frozen samurai!
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