Frozen Straight


the polar opposite of “flaming gay.” used to describe those who are without question heteros-xual. whereas flamboyance in dress and mannerisms are stereotypical indicators of the h-m-s-xual male, the dress and mannerisms of frozen straight men are conservative and typically low-key.
josh enjoys working on and racing his 1970 chevelle ss, follows the green bay packers religiously, and enjoys riding his harley. he is a lieutenant in the army. he considers dogs smaller than beagles to be barking rodents, and only drinks black coffee. josh is frozen straight.

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