Fruit Law


first, there’s nothing fruity about the fruit law.

it’s an important principle of ghetto life that explains the certainty of final retribution after you do something stupid to someone scary.

it states: if you diss a man-go, you must diss-a-pear.

that is, if you disrespect the wrong people and walk away without making amends, you are liable to vanish in a painful way.

loosely based on a vybz kartel lyric.
frankie: “hey yo, heard about little john lately? dude owes everybody money”

marco: “really? his widow skipped town after his funeral”

frankie: “oops! fruit law!”

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