Fruit Smoothie
it is the acc-mulation of s-m-n originating from several gay men after a large orgy, blended with milk, ice and your favorite fruit.
joe: fabio, what is in this smoothie?
fabio: why do you like it?
joe: ehh its a little salty.
fabio: thats because a couple of my friends made a fruit smoothie last night.
joe: f-ck you!
advanced s-xual maneuver which involves a male inserting fruit into a woman’s lady parts, and then mashing them up with his p-n-s until the fruit is the texture of a smoothie.
i needed protein because i had just worked out and i was h-rny so i gave my girlfriend a fruit smoothie, thereby killing 2 birds with 1 stone.
when a woman takes a variety of fruit (bananas, grapes, strawberry pieces, etc) and mashes it up a little. then she takes the mixture of fruit is inserted into her v-g-n-, then eaten out by her s-xual partner.
guy: hey honey i’m hungry
eat her out…—
girl: i have a fruit smoothie, want some?
guy: sure ^^
—girl lays on the floor and spreads her legs and lets the guy
eat her out—
1. a reference to a h-m-s-xual male or an effeminite heteros-xual male with a smoothly shaved or naturally bare chest.
2. when two h-m-s-xual males are at the beach, the one that is applying suntan lotion to the other is known as the fruit smoothie.
look at the hot guy with the bare chest playing volleyball! don’t get your hopes up, he’s probably a fruit smoothie.
what about the hot guy on the beach towel over there? forget him. i just saw him rubbing suntan lotion on the guy next to him. he’s a fruit smoothie!
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