fruit smugglers

to fruit smuggle: to wrangle the trouser trouts by hand.
fruit smugglers use both hands and both feet! 1. no green card mr. gonzalez?!?… here let me clean that sweaty brown c-ck of your’s with my tongue! 2. peeling back the turtleneck. 3. hunting down a fruit of the loom shroom. 4. to peel one’s banana for the sole purpose of extracting one’s savory sea monkey sauce. 5. milking his baby batter protein healthy goodness. 6. pumping, sucking and slurping for hot man gravy. 7. polishing someone’s pungent p–pstick pogo pole. 8. giving cpr to the supersoaker sperm drencher2000. 9. pacifying the throat with one’s t-rd churner. 10. nibbling the farm worker’s foreskin on lunch break in the greenhouse. 11. going vegan and having a severe protein attack, and as a result pulling down someone’s boxer shorts for a midnight snack. 12. scrubbing your throat hard with a 8’3″ basketball player’s dripping wet hot & sweaty & smelly chocolate log. 13. tasting your friend’s girlfriend’s b-tthole from the night before and saying to yourself “oh yes! please! more! mmmmm”. 14. getting your chin tickled with c-m-filled n-ts-ck. 15. laughing so hard you shoot c-m out your nose, from what you just did a few mintutes ago in a roadside restroom. 16. having a dinner date point out that you forgot you wipe the toothpaste from your lip (oops! i did it again! roadside restrooms! on the way to the restaraunt!) etc. etc. etc. etc. etc….