fruit wank


when you w-nkm-st-rb-t-with a piece of fruit. a popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. people usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift p-ssy and then proceed to insert they’re p-n-s inside and pleasure themselves
jane – “i have heard rumours that johnny carved a hole in a melon and then f-cked it last week”

mike – “yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit w-nk he’s ever had”

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