fruitarian
one who’s diet consists mainly of raw fruits. (do not confuse with a vegan raw foodist.)
a fruitarian does not eat meat, animal bi-products, cooked food, and prefers fruits over vegetables.
a person of extreme dietary (and perhaps spiritual) discipline who eats only the reproductive offshoots of plants. this includes not only apples and oranges but nuts, grains, melons, tomatoes, eggplants, cuc-mbers, etc. a pizza marinara (no cheese, no meat) is a fruitarian meal, and so is a peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich.
fruitarianism is closely related to veganism which itself is a subset of vegetarianism and is widely popular in the non-western world. unfortunately, as with anyone who practices extreme discipline, the fruitarian is often hated and ridiculed by fat-sses who lack a level of dedication. famous fruitarians: gandhi & steve jobs (founder of “apple” computers–hence the name).
i used to know a dude who was a total porkrind munching fat-ss, but he could never get a date because he smelled so bad, and he eventually died of a heart attack at age 47. he should’ve gone fruitarian.
n: an obsessive person who relies on fruit – based technology for their daily existence.
he’s a proper fruitarian – look at his bold hooked into his new mini tablet!!!
someone that only eats fruit(no animals vegitabls or animal byproducts) they eat the fruit and then use the seads 2 regrow more fruit 2 eat
hippies usaly would b type of ppl that r fruitarians
someone who only eats animals or plants that are already dead.
sophie is a fruitarian. she found a dead badger and ate it.
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i hate them. so much. they’re even worse than vegetarians.
i hate fruitarians. a lot.
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