Fruity Drank
a colorful sugary concoction (alcoholic or non-alcoholic) that women of all ages seemingly gravitate to when parched or just plain bored.
–fda disclaimer–
for men, this beverage almost inevitably leads to painful gut rot and being labeled a h-m-.
jim: dude, where are all the chicks?
bo: they’re all at joe’s place. they caught scent of that h-m-‘s fruity dranks.
jim: f-ckin fruity dranks.
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