Frumputante


derived from the american word frump (meaning slothlike slob) and a derivative of the french word, debutante (it’s what white people did before my super sweet sixteen). a woman aged 15-60 who exerts little to no effort when it comes to maintaining personal appearances because she is deluded by the fact that a name brand purse or fancy pair of sungl-sses counts as effort.
“nice stained greek-letter shorts!” he yelled mockingly at the frumputante.

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