FTOF


top definition
f-ck the old firm.

the “old firm” are two scoccer teams that unfortunatley dominate glasgow football (soccer), and the scottish premier league; glasgow celtic and rangers fc. they have a history of extreme catholic/protestant sectarianism, which is still present amongst a section of their supporters today. many of these supporters are neds. more enlightened glaswegians support partick thistle fc. most civilised people will take the att-tude of “ftof”.
“are you watching the match tonight tam?”

“nah, boab, you must be joking – it’s the huns… ftof!”

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