fubs

favorite un-biological sister
or
favorite un-born sister

a girl who you see as your own family even though you are not blood related.
we are not best friends, we are fubs.
abbreviation for f-ck you b-tch.
kaitlin: you’re ugly
babz: fub.
fat ugly b-st-rd
hey fub
a f.u.b. is a fat ugly b-tch
“yoooo, your sister is a f.u.b.”

-“what?”
“your sis i a fat ugly b-tch”
a fub is the abbreviated term for fat ugly b-tch
daniel: wow that girl is so big and ugly
john: yeah she’s a real fub
fat ugly b-tch also f-cking ugly b-tch

1) a woman who hit the trifecta by being an -sshole,
ugly and overweight.

2) a woman who is both an -sshole and
who is so f-cking hideously ugly that
looking at her makes your eyes hurt.
roseanne and rosie o’donnell are unattractive
fat women who are also known to be real -ssholes.
they’re the inspiration to fubs everywhere that they
too can be fat, ugly, act like b-tches, treat guys
like cr-p and yet still get rich and famous…
thanks for nothing you fubs!

i wanted to poke my eyes out with a
sharp and hot object after seeing that
fub staring out at me from my office
directory.
acronym: f-ck you b-tch

what you say to a person who is a c-nt (independent of whether that person is a f-g, a b-tch, a moron, a douchebag, an -sshole, a man, a woman, a teddy bear, or a gentleman)
secretary: lee-ah, is that how you say your name?
lee-ah: no, just sound it out.
secretary: oh, ok, lee-uh?
lee-ah: fub, it’s leedasha, it aint no silent dash.