Fucactus


short for ‘f-ck a cactus.’ usually used as the predicate of a sentence.

it is also commonly used against someone who is stubborn and needs a rude awakening to what is actually occurring.
jill: my mom is such a b-tch.

jane: i know, she seriously needs to fucactus.

jill: ow…

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