fuck around

used to express disappointment, disbelief, or general negative feelings in regards to a situation.

(used often by people who reside in the n.e. mo. area, specifically in or around kirksville, mo.)
husband: “i got pulled over on my way home and got a ticket.”
wife: “f-ck around!”
1. to have s-x with a wide (and often indiscriminate) selection of partners. 2. to have s-x outside of a supposedly monogamous relationship. 3. to waste time, or to generally screw up a task.
(for 1): you’re going to catch something really nasty if you keep f-cking around with these sl-ts.

(for 2): your boyfriend is so cool, i can’t believe you f-ck around behind his back.

(for 3): get back to work, we don’t have time to f-ck around here!
us slang phr. 1. to mess with or to play around with. 2. to engaged in s-xual intercourse with serveral partners at different times.
don’t f-ck around with me or i’ll kick your -ss.

all you do is around with every man you see you wh-r-.
to not take something seriously, believing the whole thing to be just a joke. it can also be used to describe not putting your full effort into something.
example 1:

teacher: all you do is f-ck around in my cl-ss and break the rules. don’t blame me for your sh-tty grade.

example 2:

person 1: that same f-cking cop arrested me again!

person 2: well then don’t p-ss him off. i know that guy, and he doesn’t f-ck around.
a term of disbelief. to ask for validation of a statement or situation.
“f-ck around! you really gonna break up with that fine woman”?
“…yeah man, its just not workin out”
term used when you’re annoyed with someone who’s doing something especially stupid or who’s actions are causing more work for you. particularly useful in a work setting.
ah f-ckaround! you sure f-cked that up. thanks alot!
an affirmation that something is cool, amazing, hardcore or unbelievable…kinda like asking “are you sh-ttin me?” or saying “wow, holy sh-t dude”or “h-ll yeah” depending on if it is used as a question or a statement
1. bob:hey the red sox won the world series
billy: f-ck around??
bob: i sh-t you not dude

2. bob:yo dat party was off da hook yo
billy: f-ck around!! fo’ real yo