fuck by the numbers
a mathematical way to have s-xual intercourse.
he: honey, what hole are you looking to have filled?
she: i’m so h-rny … try ‘em all. let’s f-ck by the numbers.
he: ok, i think i will go around the horn. i’ll start with numero uno (mouth), proceed to #2 (p-ssy), then finish in #3 (-ss).
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