Fuck Couch


when you’re living in poverty, the f-ck couch is the designated spot for you, your boys, or you and your boys to bring the b-tches back to for some s-xing
jerome, if you want some privacy with that hoe, take her to the f-ck couch.. let me know if ya need some help yo
to totally, completly, and utterly dominate something
“i’m going to f-ck couch in call of duty 4”
“i saw that new rambo movie last night…he f-cked so much couch!”

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