fuck fairy


a f-ck fairy is someone who sleeps with a desperate person (i.e. a charity case, s-xually speaking), boosting the self-confidence of said charity case so that he/she can get laid again, usually after a long dry spell.
tim just smells of desperation. he should find himself a f-ck fairy.
heteros-xual acting or speaking in a manner that seems overly flamboyant or h-m-s-xual
my boyfriend always embar-sses me in front of my friends because he is a f-ckfairy.

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