Fuck in the Fart
this is a typical behavior from a girl whom isn’t very well put together…alright, a down-right mess that you shouldn’t be f-cking with in the first place. while amidst full coitus, your man shaft is deeply engaged with her purple-walled clam stem. before you know it, while your ball bag is pressed against her brown spider hole, she lets a disco biscuit fly. the reverb from her gas flutters against your man sac and engulfs the room with a cloud of toxins. at this exact moment she grasps your arms tightly and makes you stare into her eyes while your f-ck in her fart.
“ahhh man, that chick is such a mess i can’t stop staring at her, it’s like staring into the sun, she’ll totally make me f-ck in the fart.”
“i’d rather drink hot dog water than f-ck in the fart with that broad!”
“i got so hammered hammered last night i went home with this train wreck and she made me f-ck in the fart.”
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