Fuck Me Diagonally


similar to ‘f-ck me sideways’ but with a harsher meaning and used often to describe something so f-cked up and outrageous it’s not even funny. also a california sh-t b-tch
doctor- “your wife is pregnant with twins who both have aids.”

you- “f-ck me!”

doctor- “you didn’t let me finish. you also have aids.”

you- “f-ck me diagonally!!!!”

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