fuck me gently with a chainsaw
a sarcastic term implying “what a load of cr-p”
or, “bullsh-t”. can also be used as a expression of anger.
: hilary, i did not have s-x with that woman…
: um… f-ck me gently with a chainsaw, bill.
or…
: how was that test?
: f-ck me gently with a chainsaw, mike.
first used (?) in “heathers” http://imdb.com/t-tle/tt0097493/ , probably more close to meaning “well, i’ll be d-mned” or “well, kiss my -ss”.
heather chandler: well, f-ck me gently with a chainsaw. do i look like mother theresa?
a phrase for “i hate my life” or simaraly, “f-ck my life” popularized by the eighties cult cl-ssic movie “heathers” starting winona ryder.
“you want me to go talk to those losers? f-ck me gently with a chainsaw.”
basically, “i don’t give a f-ck”
“it’s just heather, why can’t we talk to different kinds of people?”
“f-ck me gently with a chainsaw, do i look like mother teresa? if i did, i probably wouldn’t mind talking to the geek squad”
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