fuck my face


an exclamation.

a sillier subst-tution for ‘oh my goodness’, ‘goodness me’, ‘i say’, ‘my word’, ‘well i never’, etc. nice with a british-ish accent but can also be used for ‘gee’ and ‘wow’, etc.
f-ck my face! it’s enormous!

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