Fuck My Mother
kinder, gentler version of mother f-cker. still considered fighting words.
smoke break…
taxpayer 1: so, the network can be configured in a number of ways…
taxpayer 2: uh huh…
b-m interrupting: let me buy a smoke from you.
taxpayer 1: i only have two cigarettes left, so i need to keep them. (puts american spirit pack back in coat pocket)
b-m (not listening): let me buy a smoke from you.
taxpayer 1: no, i don’t sell cigarettes.
b-m (still not listening): let me buy a smoke.
taxpayer 1: i don’t have any cigarettes.
b-m: oh, why you treating me like that! f-ck my mother! f-ck my mother! i just want a cigarette, why you treating me like that?
taxpayer 1: i don’t want to f-ck your mother.
b-m: f-ck my mother! you won’t sell me a cigarette! f-ck my mother! i will find you later, i know you are a cop, that’s the only reason i’m not beating you. undercover pig. f-ck my mother!
taxpayer 1: i am not a cop.
b-m: f-ck my mother.
taxpayer 1: give me your mother’s phone number.
b-m: f-ck my mother! you are lucky you are a cop. (walking away) f-ck my mother!
taxpayer 2: hhmm.
taxpayer 1: so, we can add those two machines to the network…
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