Fuck my pancakes
when someone ruins an opportunity for you. destroying an otherwise fun time, wrecking your good mood.
(on the phone)
juanito: so yeah baby, it was great seeing you last night.
her: yeah it really was. maybe you can come over to my place tomorrow night?
mom: isaac! you left your sh-t-streaked boxers on the bathroom floor again!
her: then again, maybe not. i’m kinda busy tomorrow. (click.)
juanito: mom! why did you have to go f-ck my pancakes like that?
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