FUCK SALT

a funny quote shouted by danny, a.k.a. the “tourettes guy” while eating his breakfast one morning. he would later complain about his fish sticks being “hard as t-ts”.
(stares at food, shakes head) f-ck salt!
f-cksalt is an interjection that can be used to express anguish, despair, excitment, or anger.
f-cksalt! i forgot to buy my girlfriend a birthday present.
the word f-cksalts is both a noun and an adjective. it is in the condition of when extreme anger of self is expressed (i.e. when your boss is p-ssed as sh-t at you). f-cksalts can be used to isult them, or to just express ones anger. it can also be used as a non plural noun/adjectivve, or as to call someone a name (i.e f-cksalter) finally, any insulting word (i.e.face) can be combined with f-cksalt, as in f-cksaltface
1: boss: hey steve… the bussiness finacials are due at the meeting, which is in 5 minutes.
steve: (after she leaves) f-cksalts
2: person a: dudedudedudedudedudedudedudedudedudedudedudedudedudedudedudedudedudedudedudedudedude!
person b: shut up you d-mn f-cksalter
to express ones hate for salt
“h-llo sue” -sue has territes- sue responds”f-ck salt”
the salt that is distilled from the fluids that am-ss during s-xual intercourse, which is of course fictional, but to exclaim “f-ck salt” is also an expression of distaste or dissatisfaction.
“the bears lost again? f-ck salt!”

“my body is covered in f-ck salt from last night.”