Fuck Taro


a fortune-telling game using cards that offers advice or prophecy concerning a person’s s-x life.
“that is the weirdest fortune-teller i’ve ever been to. she just kept saying the f-ck taro cards were not in my favor.”
“well, you are an unnatractive -sshole with no chance of getting laid in the future, so that makes sense.”
obvious mispelling of f-cktard. used in cases where one is too f-cktarded, one is being a f-cktaro.
“yo, brain juice why you gone fallin down that well, f-ck taro!”

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