fuck the universe
a vindictive statement against “the secret,” and persons practicing “the secret.” usually stated after an undeserving slew of what would typically be labelled as negative karmic occurances against oneself.
being denied a promotion or being p-ssed over despite doing extremely well at your job. “i didn’t get the -ssistant manager job?!? the janitor did?!?!?!? f-ck the universe!!!”
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