Fuck up boots
helps you find a way to stomp on your d-ck while trying to receive communion at church.
also: cant do anything
also: cannot roll a sneak check worth a d-ck.
alsooo: your d-ck = garbage
dude, rich… you cant sneak check into that godd-mn door, because… no.. i dont give a f-ck about your sneaking boots.. you cant sneak a door open as if your f-ck up boots werent on… cuz they clearly are.. im gonna f-cking kill you….. f-ck… you rolled a f-cking 3 and now im gonna kill you…
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