Fuck Your Couch

to do something so bold simply to be an -sshole. the phrase began on an episode of dave chappelle, in which rick james utterly destroyed eddie murphy’s couch, causing eddie and his brother, charlie murphy to completely pwn rick by the way of a beatdown administered to his legs.
rick james grinds mud into eddie murphy’s new couch.

rick: f-ck your couch!

eddie and charlie murphy beat rick’s legs.

rick: darkness motherf-ckers!
the insult to beat all insults in an argument, due to its pure randomness. also tends to make the opponent speechless.
cynnamon: you are such a wh-r-!

mary: well f-ck your couch!

cynnamon: …. what?

the equivalent of “well f-ck you.”
can also be said as:
-f-ck your couch. “f-ck you.”
-f-ck my couch!! “f-ck my life!!”

the phrase originated from an episode of the dave chappele show, where he played rick james.
the exact line where it was adapted from, is when he (dave chappelle/ rick james) is on a couch, and says, “f-ck your couch, n-gg-! f-ck your couch!”
person 1: g-d! just shut the f-ck up! you’re so annoying!

person 2: well f-ck your couch! -storms off-
it’s a metaphor. the “f-ck” is metaphorical for not giving a sh-t, and the “your couch” is metaphorical as it is the subject that the user choses instead of the person it is being used against, thus making it clear that it is more important to the user than the recipient, and by not giving a sh-t about something that is more important to the user than the recipient, the user is saying that he or she less than gives a sh-t about about the recipient and anything they have ever said or done
person 1: i just finished my homework!

person 2: f-ck your couch.
pretty self explanitory but can be used in many ways….
a:dude you suck
b:well you know what f-ck your couches
the ability to f-ck a womens couch. the original “f-ck your couch”
richard prior (live on the sunset strip). rich hooks up with a playboy bunny and heads over to he apartment. when he arrives he is surprised at how nice the apartment is and says “well if i don’t get to f-ck you i can always f-ck your couch”.
an expression of speech originally used by the girls of chaos. used to express disgust, dismay or disbelieve. may also be used as an expression of surprise. original context removed to protect the ident-ty of those involved. 😉
rl: what did you do last weekend?
hb: i just hung out with xxxxx…
rl: f-ck your couch.