fuckard
archaic. a means of denoting one who is not too bright.
‘faith, mowbray, th’art in sooth a knave and a f-ckard.
1. somebody who’s sole purpose in life is to annoy the f-ck out of everyone.
2. someone who unintentionally and consistently makes an -ss of themselves.
3. an adolescent with bad teeth, spiky hair and terrible acne. does stupid sh-t like wear his shorts over his jeans and gobs on the sidewalk whilst waiting for bus. they tend to skate board a lot, and uses phrases like “i totally poned that”, “that’s dope,” “heatscore”, or “heaty.” and refers to police as “the po”, or “the cheese.” they’re so f-cking anoying, you just want smack em one, but unfortunately they flee like rabbits when confronted unless they’re with their “pack”. most of them grow up to be junkies or work at mcdonalds.
f-cking f-ckard, he lives to be a douche.
the guys a total f-ckard, he’ll never pull that off.
that guy is such a f-ckard, i’d just like to smack him one right in the face.
one of the many terms i use to define my state of inebriattion…being really f-cking drunk
i was f-ckard out of my mind last weekend…what the h-ll did i do?
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