Fucked up goat


f-cked up goats are goats that have a problem in one way or another. the biggest f-cked up goat it one looking like a human and making others think it’s a human. the only way to know is sneak up on one when it is alone and it will either be eating it’s own poo, sucking on it’s human d-ck or sucking someone else’s b-tt for the nutrients and p–p. the only known f-cked up goats in existence are miley cyrus, osama bin laden and george bush. other f-cked up goat diseases contain having two heads, being half of another animal or having a demon heart.
i walked into my room the other day eating her own poo. she must be a f-cked up goat.

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