Fuckin Groucho


a toy version of the belated groucho marx that has been transformed to fit on any of the following objects for some hilarious “make your bros laugh” or a simple and guaranteed “get-laid-quick” affect on girls the world-around.

1. gl-ss pipe
2. hookah pipe
3. cigar
murray: hey, wtf’s that on your pipe?
jamie: lol, that’s my f-ckin groucho by pipepalz.com
murray: what? how the f-ck’d you get this thing?
jamie: uh only everyone hollywood actor/actress, hip hop artist + they’re kids and wives are usin’ em. not to mention every f’n school kid who’s newly discoverin this sweet-sweet cheeba! it was in the hangover 3, wth! were you born under a rock?! man stfu and p-ss that dime!
brian: yarrrrrg! aye aye captain!!

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