fucking baptism
the act of engaging in s-xual intercourse with a woman in labor and c-mming on the baby’s face.
derivatives:
bacon baptism – one of the partic-p-nts is a pig
barking baptism – one of the partic-p-nts is a dog
holy f-cking baptism – one of the partic-p-nts is a member of a religious order.
premeditated f-cking baptism – the man inpregnated the woman with the intention of engaging in this act.
i love the pregnant ladies. when they’re birthin’ you can fit all kinds of stuff up in there. give little miss a f-cking baptism!
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