fucking lizard
the most unfunny thing you, as a human being, will ever hear in your life. upon hearing somebody say, “you look like a f-cking lizard”, you are statistically most likely to kill yourself by ramming two large peni into your eye sockets.
you look like a f-cking lizard. (mexican accent)
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