fucklard
a promiscuous fat b-tch with low self-esteem who allows pretty much any guy to stick their d-ck all up in her lard and f-ck it. a hulled-out f-cklard takes on the unique distinction of being referred to as an inanimate object rather than a person with a name. this phenomenon is what makes a seasoned f-cklard so easy to bone since you don’t need small talk or even an introduction to use something that is just laying around any way. being inanimate also makes a f-cklard easier to find since it will be wherever you left it; you can simply stow one away in a bedroom for use as a c-m dumpster at a house party and rest -ssured it will make no attempt to join the party, (it’s an object, right?) and no attempt to reject a random p-n-s from plunging boldly into its greasy lard holes and administering a v-g-n-l beatdown.
wazup, bro? i’m not trying to tell you how to use your f-cklard, but after roughly 30 guys used it last night, you may want to clean it out before using it again. i have a pressure washer you can borrow, if you want; there’s plenty of room in there to use it.
floppy pieces of flesh in the waist area suitable for holding onto during s-xual intercourse.
1. look at john, he’s got a ton of f-cklard about him.
2. i love it when john grabs me by the f-cklard and rams me hard.
to f-ck a big piece of fat lard (pretty sour sh-t)
no way look the menu has f-cklard my favorite piece of sh-tfood.
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