fuckopotamus


a jerk someone who will never get laid because they’re such an -ss clown.
girl: god that guy who was h-tting on me if such a f-ckopotamus

girl: yeah he’s definetley going home alone tonight
its a giant f-cked up situation . f-ck + hippopotamus= f-ckopotamus. also a big fat guy who for some reason girls love to f-ck.
1. your girlfriend catches you cheating d-mn this situation has turned into one big f-ckopotamus
2.q:yo how does that big fat guy get chicks to f-ck him and i cant a: hes a f-ckopotamus
3. you catch youre little sister giving her boyfriend a bj. this situation is a f-ckopotamus
4. chris farley is a f-ckopotamus
5. that guy from king of queens is definitely a f-ckopotamus

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