Fucksheath
a synonym of the word condom, which is a rubber -sock- which covers your c-ck while f-cking. the most commonly used method on contraception after -n-s as it can be hidden in many places such as:
1)in pant pockets
2)in shirt pockets
3)in coat pockets
4)in wallets
5)in shoes
6)under a cap
7)between the p-n-s and the t-st-cl-s(for a male
8)between beaver-flaps(labii)
9)in a condom box
10)in your mouth
11)already on your p-n-s.
a f-cksheath can also be used in many other uses other than a contraceptive, such as:
1)a j-zz-bucket
2)a baloon
3)a water baloon
4)a hat
5)a projectile
6)a term paper
jane:”did you bring the f-cksheath?”
joe:”dammit!fml.”
jack:”why are you walking funny like that, john?”
john:”i’ve got my f-cksheath already on my c-ck in case sh-t happens.”
jack: “don’t worry. sally wouldn’t actually take a dump on your d-ck, man.”
john:”…”
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