Fucksirry
7 ppl are involved in a f-cksirry. 1 is a guy jacking off in the corner of a room. one is a girl getting it in the -ss and vag and getting t-tty f-cked at the same time(3 guys) and then two girls making out.
its a good time.
im excited for the f-cksirry tonight. i want to b the female getting -ss f-cked vag f-cked and t-tty f-cked! i will yell oh yes right there. and then blow all the guys in the room so f-cking much! oh i just came thinking about it. f-ck yeah. f-ck me harder. harder. oooooh yeeeaaah. im f-cking someone right now. ahhh. eeeh. ohhh yeeeah f-ck yeah!
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