Fuckstool


1. a stool used for f-cking upon.

2. -n-l discharge during intercourse, either from the giver or receiver.
1. auctioneer: ladies and gentlemen, the next item up for bid is this fabulous late-victorian f-ckstool, once f-cked upon by katharine hepburn and groucho marx. i’ll start the bidding at 250,000.

2. dave: man, i hate having to sleep in the wet spot.
ron: hey man, you got it easy. i had to sleep in a big pile of f-ckstool last night.
the label for a process by which someone is used to gain access to other people with whom s-xual activities, or ‘f-cking’ is required. symbolically, you stand on top of the person to reach people who would otherwise be beyond you.
the girl is of sub-par looks and has a mean case of herpes, but i reckon with all of her hot friends she would be a swell f-ckstool.
derogatory comment, usually referring to someone who sits on their -ss while everyone else does the work.
john: to h-ll with that, i’m not liftin that sh-t
mike: pull your f-ckin finger out you f-ckstool
someone who is a douchebag, f-ckhead, and sh-tbird, like my friend brad.
“who you callin’ a stoolf-ck, you f-ckstool!”

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