fucktaki mushroom
when some accidently use the word “sh-t” when they wish not to, they might add “taki mushroom” so it is as if they were not swearing at all. this method may also be used for the word “f-ck”.
one day i accidentally started to say “what the f-ck” in maff cl-ss when informed of a homework -ssignment. i knew this would not fly. thinking quickly i added “taki mushroom” to the end. the day was saved. no one suspects me of being a potty mouff. the teacher, coincidentally, is actually quite fond of f-cktaki mushrooms in her spring rolls. oh f-cktaki mushroom! i misspelled “mouth”.
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