a relationship primarily s*xual in nature; akin to but less transient than (and thus not necessarily synonymous with) booty call, f*ck buddy, slam piece, friend with benefits, or hook up; a f*cktionship offers all the benefits of a legitimate relationship but without the hang-ups or social acceptability
yeah, ma, he/she’s definitely my boy/girlfriend..
*to friends* nah we’re in a f*cktionship tho.
- j*panese creampie
when you’re watching a j*panese p*rno and the guy finishes inside her p*ssy. usually the guy inserts his grubby fingers into her p*ssy and tries to scoop out the non-existing c*m mike: what’s your favorite fetish? john: i love j*panese creampies mike: dude, that’s nasty
when two guys are on a moped and the man on the back is holding onto the driver’s waist traffic was held up because some guys were bropeding.
the toilet paper flakes left on the back of the toilet seat after wiping. “kevin! get in here and wipe your scruzzum off the seat so i can pee.”
1). external plumbing solution, specifically designed to catch and divert custard from the edge of a roof under precipitous conditions. 2). a lady’s private parts. it was raining outside, so i took the opportunity to clear out the wife’s custard-gutter.