Fuckwise


1.) used to denote a direction that is highly unfortunate for the the traveler.

2.) the direction of downtown detroit from wherever you are.

3.) adverb: just generally bad.
1.) guy: “he just stole your car!”, f-cked person: “which way did he go?”, “f-ckwise!”

2.) guy in ann arbor: “dude, which way’s detroit?”, other guy: -points east- “f-ckwise”

3.) after a hard exam: “that exam f-cked me f-ckwise!”
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1.when you run out of insults like:f-ck nut and f-ck wit.

2.a person that never forgets to wear a condom while f-cking.

3.one step up from a dumbf-ck.
1.billybob:you f-ck nut!
jimmyjoejackson:you f-ck wit!!billybob:you…uhhh…ummmm…f-ckwise?

2.sarah:make sure you be a f-ckwise billybob and wear a condom before you slam me.

3.billybob:i got fire from my f-ck wiper job because, i droped a f-ck bomb on my manager.
jimmyjoejackson:only a f-ckwise can be fired from a f-ck wiper job

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