fuego rolls
delicious home made sushi containing 6 of the 7 most fire ingredients ever known to man. originally invented by some unknown, studly master chef while he was really f-cking wasted, the fuego roll is quickly becoming one of the most fire drunk foods around the world.
“oh my god… what’s in this? it feels like i just had an -rg-sm in my mouth!”
“those are just some of my homemade fuego rolls”
“did you say fuego rolls? no wonder, i should’ve known!”
“yeah you should’ve, you f-cking idiot”
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