Fujibayashi


a nerdish weeaboo from the netherlands who enjoys stalking squirrels and stealing bottles from babies. this lonely asian boy has been known to suck @ g00nz and beg for donor after he loses a cw to nubcake br’s. fujibayashi also once stabbed a bird to death using a spoon (cuz hes asian) and drank its blood thinking he would gain the ability to fly. he then pursued his childhood dream of becoming the first p-rnstar with a 1inch p-n-s. he was successful in becoming the first, but only starred in 1 p-rn movie, staring his cousin “fujibaiichi”.
kingsmokey: yo fujibayashi u f-cking weeaboo give me $45k for college

fujibayashi: kk np kingsmokey ill give it to u cuz im a rich asian my family owns an oil rig

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