Fukitz Disease
a highly contagious disease that commonly affects students between the ages of 16 and 30. those who contract the disease experience an array of symptoms including:
– fatigue
– agitation
– apathy
– procrastination
those suffering from f-kitz disease may be wrongly called lazy, quitter, etc. these are in fact symptoms of their condition.
treatment is limited and still being researched. lectures from parents have minimal affect.
condition improves with time off work or school – ie: summer break.
chris did not study for his exam because he was suffering from a case of f-kitz disease.
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