one who is an idiot in every aspect of life, i.e. without common sense or education
a: how do i change my turn-signal fluid?
b: you must be a full blooded r*t*rd.
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- swamp rabbit
a swamp rabbit will jump you in a dark alley, steal all of your sh*t and run off before you know what happened. last night was the worst night of my life because i was jumped by a f*ck*ng swamp rabbit walking to my car and he took my keys and my wallet . 1 […]
- wiping with leaves
trying to avoid wiping your *ss with your hand and not using poison ivy, oak, etc. i was about to sh*t my pants in the deer stand so i climbed on down and was wiping with leaves so i didn’t have sh*t on my *sshole! 0 0 get the mug
a boy who is s*xy and handsome and cute i want that johnnier i need one in my life 0 0 get the mug
- mudgy plunkett
a extremely dull or boring evening, esp. friday or sat*rday. although it was lashing rain, i went out anyways. the thought of another mudgy plunkett left me desperate. 0 0 get the mug