full kit wanker
a grown man or woman wearing a full football kit in a public place other than a football pitch. football shirt, shorts and socks. this may also apply to other full sports kit wearers in similar situations. you will naturally think/say ‘ what a w-nker’. therefore ‘what a full kit w-nker’ is applicable.
man/woman in any place other than actually playing the sport. maybe in the high street, pub,public transport…….anywhere in fact!!! even on the terraces at the match!!! anybody commiting this crime is a ‘full kit w-nker’.
a grown man wearing a full football kit in a public place other than a football pitch. football shirt, shorts and socks. this may also apply to other full sports kit wearers in similar situations. you will naturally think/say ‘ what a w-nker’. therefore ‘what a full kit w-nker’ is applicable.
man/woman in any place other than actually playing the sport. maybe in the high street, pub,public transport…….anywhere in fact!!! even on the terraces at the match!!! anybody commiting this crime is a ‘full kit w-nker’.
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